Meet Draco. He is Madison's new super smelly ferret.
Madison was admiring the ferrets at Petco one evening, as is the usual routine, when a worker approached her.
Worker: Do you like ferrets?
Madison: Yes, my dad used to have one.
Worker: Do you have a ferret?
Madison: No, my mother would completely FREAK OUT! I would in no way want to disappoint her or make her throw up from the horrible smell. (I ad-libbed here a bit)
Worker: Would you like me to give you a ferret for free? You can have the ferret and the cage and all the goodies that come with him.
Madison: Boy, would I? Yippee!!
And that is where Draco enters the scene. He is an albino, male ferret with creepy red eyes.
All he needs is a little Death Eater sweater.
(hint hint Regina, he is about this size. See picture below)
This is my monkey, Lucy Bleu. She loves to meet the UPS guy at the door.
This is our "beauty challenged" bulldog waiting for the UPS guy with her.
1 comment:
hmmmm. A ferret sweater? It would be a first for me I have to admit, but I am definetly up to the challenge! Question? How fat is this ferret? Looks like 8 inches long should give him plenty of length, but how big around is he? I would also need to know how far it is from his neck to his "shoulder" and how far apart his front feet are under his belly. Believe it or not there are actually patterns on the internet for ferret sweaters. Who knew! Send me the measurements and I'll make it happen! (Though I gotta say I won't be able to get it done until after Christmas as I am already way overbooked) Sounds like fun though. I'm in! Green and white are slytherin colors right?
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